HUMOR - DIET ADDITIVE

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.

She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolate fudge and the nondairy pops, assuring us that we could eat them without the least fear of ruining our diets.

The woman next to me nodded her head emphatically and then whispered, "They're even better when you spread peanut butter on them!"

ARTICLE - BEATING RESTAURANTS AT THEIR OWN GAME! - Over A Dozen DIning Out Tips

Beating Restaurants at Their Own Game!

Over a Dozen Dining Out Tips

-- By Becky Hand, Licensed & Registered Dietitian

Does your favorite restaurant serve piles of tempting foods on platters rather than plates? Are the biggie-sized meals at fast food restaurants trapping you into overeating? How do you deal with a bountiful breadbasket? Eating out is fun and relaxing, but you can make it healthier. Use these tried and true suggestions the next time you lock up the kitchen and step out for a meal:

• Never go out while hungry. You’ll find yourself nibbling on everything that comes your way.
• Foods that are grilled, baked, steamed or broiled provide healthy, flavorful alternatives. Ask how an entrée is prepared to ensure that your selection is not swimming in butter or other fattening sauce.
• For pasta selections, choose a marinara sauce instead of a white cream sauce.
• Order a healthy appetizer, salad, or small-sized entrée for your meal.
• Select white chicken or turkey meat rather than dark meat, and have the skin removed.
• Avoid the "all you can eat" and buffet-style restaurants.
• Split a meal with a friend.
• Get a doggie bag before the meal and put in a portion of the food when it is first served.
• Avoid foods that have been prepared in heavy cream.
• Eat slowly! Put your fork down between bites. It takes the stomach about 20 minutes to realize that it is full.
• Order your salad or potato with the dressing, butter, sour cream, gravy and other extras on the side.
• Trim all visible fat from meat.
• Select fresh fruit, sorbet or frozen yogurt for dessert.
• Watch the alcohol… it is loaded with calories and can lower your defenses against food, causing you to eat more.
• Beware of the breadbasket. It comes early and can be refilled several times. Ask that it be brought with the meal and limit yourself to one serving.
• Water is your best beverage choice. Order diet pop, tea, and coffee with artificial sweetener. Go light on the sugar and cream.
• Don’t be afraid to special order menu items.

The key is to plan what to order in advance and stick to it. Decide on your priorities before going to the restaurant and avoid looking at the entire menu. Find what you had decided on and close the issue. Then, simply do the best you can with some smart choices. If you came for the burritos, then avoid the beans and rice. If you are there for the cheesecake, order a light meal or salad, with dressing on the side. With a few simple strategies, dining out does not have to totally destroy your dieting efforts.

KICKED OUT OF 'WEIGHT LOSS ADVENTURES' FACEBOOK GROUP

just to prove i can see the group in my other ID i took a screen capture of the header for the group.

 yup, happened last night.

i was posting recipes, stopped to work through some emails, went back to post a recipe for a chili that was pretty good sounding as well as nutritonally sound for any bariatric paitient.
and, couldnt  access the group.

which was weird, because i was just in it.
at first i thought it was a FB error, maybe they were updating servers or something.
so i didint let it bother me to much.
went to sleep on it.

woke up today, tried again, and still couldnt get in.

so it came to me to try under another ID i have in FaceBook...
and what do ya know...i could see the group.
THAT told me tons right there.
i could also, scroll through the members list to see if i was in there...to which i saw i wasnt.

by this time...i had already emailed one of the main admins 2 times waiting for a reply. without response, so i went to the other admin...asked her. she said shed ask for me.

the main admin got back with me on the issue.

told me i was kicked from the group for the way i spoke to other members.

im sorry, i didnt realize i had spoke to any of them in such a way to offend them.
unless, they dont like honesty and its brutal format.

to which, as adults, id think most of us have to deal with...
i guess to many people have been coddled and babied and had stuff sugar coated to them.

my main gripe in the group was that people would come in and say stuff to allow themselves to keep doing certain traits or behaviors, and make excuses for certain things. and another main grip of mine was that people assumed to tell others how to do this whole weight loss surgery.

dont know if many people can tell or not, but allot of drs have different views, they have different techniques, and expect different results.

were not all the same, and if the same dr does my surgery a year ago, then yours today, whos to say data hasnt changed just that fast? it happens.
20 years agos data has changed.

anyway, some people just didnt like what i had to say, and went to the admin and talked to her about it to which she took it upon herself to kick me out.
which is fine. i have no issues with that. if thats how she wants to run her group. its hers.

the issue i have with her is the way she delt with it.

when she got back with me she explained that several people didnt like the way i spoke to them..ok, i can change that,,,
and she felt she didnt need to ask me to leave..
true...but as a respect thing..i feel it would have been better to have been asked or at least told that i was on a warning, and told what i did that was wrong.

one mistake (reminds me of someone else who holds one mistake over me) and i was kicked out, and i still dont know EXACTLY *WHAT* it was i did.

she felt it was childish of me to go ask another member if there was any chatter about me...
heck, i had no clue why i wasnt in there, if i had heard that people were saying something, anything, id maybe have a better understanding of WHY i was kicked.

but it is what it is.

and thats that,
didnt need that group anyway.

have a nice life WEIGHT LOSS ADVENTURES.

MICHELLE

UPDATE:
the OTHER MICHELLE also got kicked out...!!!
she came to me to talk about it, i had to be honest and tell her i thought  they kicked her because her names similar to mine...
the admin i went to 2 times to try to get an answer im pretty sure thought the reference i made to seeing the group under another name, thought the other name was hers (michelles). well, it isnt.
had to send the admin a note telling her i felt they kicked her out based on me, which i felt was wrong.
and they should reconsider allowing her back in, as she ISNT me...

the other Michelle, thinks its hilarious that a group is run this way, and said shed not go back anyway. LOL
YOU GO MICHELLE! lol

ARTICLE - WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CARBOHYDRATES

What you need to know about carbohydrates
Carbohydrates are your body's main energy source. During digestion, sugar (simple carbohydrates) and starches (complex carbohydrates) break down into blood sugar (glucose). If you consume too much carbohydrate-rich foods at one time, your blood sugar levels may raise too high, which can be problematic. Monitoring your carbohydrate intake, as you probably know by now, is a key to blood sugar control for people with diabetes. Carbohydrates are found in a variety of foods, such as cereals, grains, breads and flours; fruits and fruit juices; dairy products such as milk and yogurt; vegetables (especially starchy veggies like corn and potatoes), alcohol and all types of sweets.

Because carbohydrates are important sources of energy, it's important for people with diabetes to include nutritious carbohydrates at each meal and snack. But keep in mind that the healthiest carbohydrate choices are whole grains, vegetables, fruits, legumes, beans, and low-fat dairy products. About half (50%) of your daily calories should come from carbohydrates—even when you have diabetes. A general recommendation is to eat about 2-3 carbohydrate servings (30-45 grams) at each meal for women and 3-4 carbohydrate servings (30-60 grams) at each meal for men. Both men and women should limit carbohydrates at snacks to 1-2 carbohydrate servings (15-30 grams).

HUMOR- FBI'S TEN MOST "UNWANTED"

FBI'S TEN MOST "UNWANTED"

With the coming of the holiday season, the FBI (Food and Body
Improvement group) has issued their "TEN MOST UNWANTED" list.
The list comprises the ten most UNWANTED habits the WLS patient
wishes to see return to his/her lifestyle. Here is the list, beginning with number ten:

10. Casper Carbonation--Slyly tricks unsuspecting RNY patients into
believing that it is okay to drink "diet sodas". The carbonation
causes their pouches to be "stretched" without their realizing it is
happening.

9. Sam (aka "The Shoveler") Schwartz--Shovels food from the plate to
his mouth without stopping. Never puts the utensil down between
bites.

8. Clara the Closet Eater--Hides her eating from those around her.
No one can understand her lack of weight-loss; "She NEVER eats!"

7. Louise Lethargic--Never has the (perceived) energy to exercise as
she is supposed to.

6. Gertrude Grazer--Never "stops" to eat, but eats continually all
day, never realizing what she has eaten.

5. Carrie Carbohydrate--Skips the meat, fruit and vegetables. Heads
straight to the breads and sweets.

4. Lasagna Liz--Places layers of food on her plate in order
to "maximize space"....is able to blend all of her favorite
foods "without eating one whole helping"!

3. Bob (aka Big Bob) Portions--Consistently eats larger portions than
recommended until caloric intake exceeds what the body needs to
function.

2. Carmella (aka Sticky Fingers) Carmel--Eats anything containing any
type of carmel.

1. Charlie the Chocolaholic--Craves nothing but chocolate all day
long.

Please do all you can to resist the temptation to allow these
nefarious individuals back into your life. Their motto remains "If
there is room for one, there's room for all!"

--BNS

CARLS JR LOW CARB BBQ CHICKEN WRAP

im sorry the image ISNT of the wrap as youd get it, this image is of the soft shell wrap...the one im siting all nutritional values for would be for a LETTUCE WRAPPED BBQ CHAR GRILLED WRAP

its a similar look, bit not the actual item, ill have to take that myself, i cant seem to find any image of the CHARGILLED BBQ CHICKEN WRAP at carls jr online anywhere

NUTRITIONAL VALUES:

CALORIES: 180

CARBS:  7

FAT : 4.5

PROTEIN: 53

 HERES TO HAVING CHOICES IN THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY!

MICHELLE

DREADING THE FOLLOW UP

i was reminded today, by my dear husband, that on the 29th (9 days from now) i have my 3rd follow up with my bariatric facility.

normally, i wouldnt let it get to me, except im still reeling from my last visit and the worthlessness i felt when i was in there.

i was there to attend a "follow-up DIET class" and to remember the things you have to do when your a bariatric recipient, like eat proteins 1st, maintain an exercise regiment, low carb, low fat, low calorie, low sugar, etc..i know all this.

follow all this. and the weight was (and still is) averaging a lb a week.

so i DREAD..i seriously dread...going in again, to hear them rail me again because im not at that 200 mark...like the drs assistant wanted me to be at by now.

seriously, i dont see it happening for another 50 weeks at the rate im going.

why is it they want such fast results? whats the drive to have it gone so fast for? i just dont get it.
slower is so much healthier.

since the last visit i HAVE walked almost every day.
added that to my routine. because they said that upping the proteins and exercise for longer (i was doing 30 minutes) and harder, would break a platue and youd see results to show that after 30 days..

well, i still lost an average of 1 pound a week.

so? whats the point? if i do it, if i dont...still 1 pound a week either way.

what can they tell me? that they havnt already?
i dont know.
all i know is i dread going in again...

ill be glad when im at a point and place when i can only have to visit them once a year.
cause it completely sucks to feel your efforts are minimal.

its not like im not trying. perhaps not as aggressivly as others. but im comfortable with how its going.
for the most part. i havnt gaoned any of the former weight back...maybe in small chuncks of 5 pounds here, but then i lose it again, and i drop beneath it...

so, for the past 6 months, ive lost...not truthfully gained.
and i dont know why thats an issue for this clinic.
and why im made too feel like i havnt succeeded in that effort.

this is now giving me a headache.
means im stressed out on it.

i hate to be stressed.

MICHELLE